'Merica

'Merica is a continent located on Erf, a planet in Teh Sola Syztem, and it seems to be a counterpart of America. It is the most well known continent on all of Erf. The 'Resident (president), of 'Merica is 'Mazin Man. He appointed the national food of 'Merica to be 'Mazin Raisins (raisins covered in sprinkles). His election buddy was Gerald the Cardboard Box, a previous 'Resident.

'Mazin Man
Mazin Man is the current 'Resident of 'Merica, and is very good at his job. Fights never break out in 'Merica, according to the "100% Accurate News", and he also serves 'Mazin Raisins to the people of 'Merica from his 'Mazin Pan at his 'Mazin Stand! He makes all of the important choices in 'Merica, like allowing 'Mazin Raisins to be mass produced, letting scientists study Teh Sola Syztem, allowing there to be news, letting himself be 'Resident, along with taking care of 'Merica and its citizens. He is called "The best 'Resident that 'Merica has had yet!" by the public, but he, along with previous 'Residents, are taking tests to see if this is true.

Accomplishments
'Mazin Man is called the best 'Resident of 'Merica because of his many achievments, which are, in order: Making pet rocks the national computer cursor shape, making the number 2 look like a lampshade, increasing cookie sales, and reducing convenience store crime rates to -97. He stopped World War 12 by telling the Atlantic Ocean that attacking China was a bad thing to do. He saved Europe from fying into space by convincing New Zealand to tell Atlantis to tell Brazil to tell Greenland that pillows are not pure evil. New Zatlantis recently launched its first JimmyRocket into space, with funding from 'Mazin Man. He banned Spam from crossing country borders, along with banning Spam.

Gerald The Cardboard Box
Gerald the Cardboard Box was the most recent 'Resident of 'Merica, and 'Mazin Man's electon buddy.

Others in the 'Overnment
Others in the 'Overnment (government) include: